{"product_id":"fictional-men-ruin-me-bookish-sticker","title":"Fictional Men Ruin Me Sticker \/ Funny Duck Romance Reader Gift","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"This book will destroy me.\" Reads it anyway. 🦆😭\u003c\/strong\u003e You saw the warnings. You know it's a slow burn. You know the ending is going to leave you staring at a wall for three business days. And yet: here you are, tissue box at the ready. This adorable sticker features a teary little duck clutching a book, because fictional men really do ruin us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eStick this cute crying duck on your Kindle, e-reader, laptop, water bottle, journal, tumbler, or reading nook and warn everyone in advance. A favorite among romance readers, BookTok fans, slow burn lovers, and anyone who's ever cried over a man who doesn't technically exist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe perfect little gift for the emotionally-wrecked reader or book bestie in your life, or a treat-yourself add-on for your next book haul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNO CUSTOMS FEES OR TARIFFS FOR USA CUSTOMERS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 All your orders in my shop come with a freebie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ WHAT YOU GET ✨\u003cbr\u003e● Choose your size: 2'' or 3''\u003cbr\u003e● High Quality Matte, Glitter and Holographic Stars Finish, resistant and durable Stickers\u003cbr\u003e● Have an Excellent Adhesion to most surfaces\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎨 FINISH OPTIONS:\u003cbr\u003e● Matte: Smooth non-reflective finish with a soft elegant look. Dishwasher safe (hand wash recommended for longer sticker life)\u003cbr\u003e● Glitter: Sparkly glitter effect that catches the light. Water-resistant (do not soak or submerge)\u003cbr\u003e● Holographic Stars: Dreamy rainbow holographic star pattern that shifts with the light. Water-resistant (do not soak or submerge)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📌 DISCLAIMER:\u003cbr\u003e● Printed Sticker colors may vary slightly from the colors presented on the monitor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎀 PERFECT FOR \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRomance readers who cry over fictional men 😭\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSlow burn, angst \u0026amp; book hangover survivors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBookTok \u0026amp; bookstagram fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDecorating Kindles, e-readers, laptops, water bottles, tumblers \u0026amp; journals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA funny gift for your book bestie, book club buddy, or emotional-support reader friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAnyone building a funny bookish sticker collection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLove Bookish Merch? Follow us on Instagram @booklovermerchshop\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Book Lover Merch Shop","offers":[{"title":"2 inches \/ Matte","offer_id":48169756393662,"sku":"0669-2-MAT","price":3.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2 inches \/ Glitter","offer_id":48169756426430,"sku":"0669-2-GLI","price":3.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2 inches \/ Holographic Stars","offer_id":48169756459198,"sku":"0669-2-HOL","price":3.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 inches \/ Matte","offer_id":48169756491966,"sku":"0669-3-MAT","price":5.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 inches \/ Glitter","offer_id":48169756524734,"sku":"0669-3-GLI","price":5.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 inches \/ Holographic Stars","offer_id":48169756557502,"sku":"0669-3-HOL","price":5.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0701\/6051\/5262\/files\/0669_1.jpg?v=1784236948","url":"https:\/\/www.booklovermerchshop.com\/products\/fictional-men-ruin-me-bookish-sticker","provider":"Book Lover Merch Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}